January 2012
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Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e
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Some people are in 2012 right now while im just...
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Reblog if you are still in 2011!
lolsomeone-actually:
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When I was your age, I blew bubbles. Not boys....
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The Internet Justice League
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WHY.
Why do my biological mother and sister ALWAYS show up on a VERY special day for me at the EXACT location I am at when I am THERE FIRST?!?! YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKING DICKSHIT CUNTS!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET!!!!
Jan 1st
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“when i was 16, i had a fake i.d. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself...”
– Best fucking story ever. “i was saved by a group of guardian drag queens.” My life is complete. (via mizujosh)
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Missing E: Hey Tumblr, we're gonna make your god-awful website layout usable
Tumblr: Hey everybody, Missing E has herpes
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Most creative idea ever in case your camera is...
imgonnaruletheworldsomeday: never not reblog.
Jan 1st
Annoying Person on Facebook: LMS and I'll send you a heart ;* !!! (;
Me: Thank you for making it easier to decide who to delete.
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December 2011
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200,000 teenagers get pregnant every year.
jellyfishbrain: Reblog if you like pandas.
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
Dec 31st
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Reblog if YOU'RE A LIAR
laughing-sister: anime-season: IF YOU DONT REBLOG then YOU’RE LYING ;] lmao teng-ene I bet most of you won’t know what it means lol
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i would take a bullet for you. Not in the head...... →
Only because
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